pardonmewhileipanic:

Canada, we seem nice, but we’re hella into anal

(Source: theone8888, via sarcastic-snowflake)

meanplastic:

same

(Source: pleatedjeans, via dutchster)

wes-eskimo:


Venus, bussin that pussy open since the renaissance

wes-eskimo:

Venus, bussin that pussy open since the renaissance

(Source: olderoticart, via ukelula)

jerkofficial:

HE’S DOING A WATER PULSE OMG HE’S A POKEMON

jerkofficial:

HE’S DOING A WATER PULSE OMG HE’S A POKEMON

(Source: al-grave, via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)

dickpong:

dickpong:

THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT

i just met my step-brother for the first time

(via dutchster)

resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

image

(via kingsleyyy)

adirtylilsecret:

youtube-personalities:

When my iPhone drops…

SO FUCKING REAL

(via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)

thegeekcooks:

This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.

(Source: kpfun, via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

(via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)

jensen-fuckles:

The new harry potter movie looks great

(Source: use-the-force-harry, via sarcastic-snowflake)

starlingsparrow:

do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post

(Source: starlingesque, via dutchster)

fatwink:

IT IS POSSIBLE TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM ALL DAY AND STILL BE PERFECTLY HAPPY

(via insane-feels)