toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

(via sassyavengers)

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

(Source: neptunain, via reesewithoutherspooon)

wannabefashionjournalist:

do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

(Source: weekendwolvess, via reesewithoutherspooon)

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

(via reesewithoutherspooon)

dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

image

(Source: 2048bit, via reesewithoutherspooon)

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

image

shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

(via reesewithoutherspooon)

angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

(Source: , via sassyavengers)

itstonybetch:

so fetch

(Source: imnotjailbait, via sassyavengers)

literallysame:

GOOD B Y E
humorous-blog:

Four Wongs make a Wright

humorous-blog:

Four Wongs make a Wright

(Source: officialfrenchtoast, via dutchster)